Talking to some one who isn’t on your nerd level can be hazardous. If you say something too nerdy, you might scare them away. Or if it’s not nerdy enough, you might be boring. Depending on the type of woman you are speaking to, different things could be running through her mind. This break down might help you get that needed inside scoop.

You say: I like computers.
Girly Girl thinks: No real friends so friends with his computer.
In Between Girl thinks: Me too.
Nerd Girl thinks: Yeah but do you know anything about them?

You say: I am a Peoplesoft Technical Implementation Manager.
Girly Girl thinks: What?
In Between Girl thinks: Sounds okay.
Nerd Girl thinks: *bow*

You say: Put shoe on head.
Girly Girl thinks: You are SO weird.
In Between Girl thinks: Put hat on feet? What?
Nerd Girl thinks: I’m not a whore.

You ask: Are those real?
Girly Girl thinks: Bastard!
In Between Girl thinks: Bastard!
Nerd Gil SAYS: No, they are CGI, Bastard!

You say: I like to play WoW.
Girly Girl thinks: What’s that?
In Between Girl thinks: Oh I love Rock Band!
Nerd Girl thinks: Who doesn’t?

You say: 1337!
Girly Girl thinks: What?
In Between Girl thinks: Leet!
Nerd Girl thinks: 00110001 00110011 00110011 00110111!

You ask: I’m sorry to hear your computer is broken, what’s wrong?
Girly Girl thinks: I don’t know. I must have a virus!
In Between Girl thinks: Stupid power supply is shot.
Nerd Girl thinks: I installed GRUB to the MBR, but I can’t admit that.

You say: I only make [insert large sum] a year. Once I get [insert x certification] I should make double that.
Girly Girl thinks: Ah so you want to spend all your money on me and my friends.
In Between Girl thinks: I wish I was smart enough to make that much.
Nerd Girl thinks: Cha! Yeah, I did that in high school.

You say: Ew, Goatse!
Girly Girl thinks: Goats are cute!
In Between Girl thinks: Isn’t that like 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Nerd Girl thinks: That’s nothing, you should see Lemon Party.

You ask: Why do you want to name your kid that?
Girly Girl thinks: Oh cause that’s the name of Jamie Lynn Spears’ son.
In Between Girl thinks: Cause I like it.
Nerd Girl thinks: It’s after my most admired developer.

You say: I own a MacBook.
Girly Girl thinks: Oh  my gosh!!! I love those! They are so cute and so muh better than anything else.
In Between Girl thinks: But you have a PC for all your normal stuff, right?
Nerd Girl thinks: Why?

You say: You’ve been roll’d! Lawls.
Girly Girl thinks: What?
In Between Girl thinks: Oh hahaha, you got me!
Nerd Girl thinks: Ew, go away. I don’t talk to 12 year old boys.

You ask: Who are you voting for?
Girly Girl thinks: I don’t know. Whoever is cuter.
In Between Girl thinks: Oboama
Nerd Girl thinks: What’s the point? My state’s electoral vote is going to McCain and I’m moving to Canada anyway.

You say: Do a barrel roll!
Girly Girl thinks: Huh? No you jackass!
In between Girl thinks: I pressed Z twice!
Nerd Girl thinks: Ha, my dog can do that.

Okay so this is a girly geek blog. Strangely enough, I seem to have mostly male readers. This post is so totally girly, it will make guys sick!

Just like most girls, I love love love purses and shoes. I can NEVER have enough. Mmmm a closet full of shoes? Only in a glorious dream. A even bigger dream..owning a designer bag. Lucky for me there is Bag Borrow or Steal, a website where you can rent designer bags, maybe for that special occasion? Then, if you like a bag so much, you can “steal” it. Which is where you pay off the rest of the bag. Sad part is, once someone steals a bag, it’s gone from the collection. Bag Borrow or Steal also has a collection of vintage bags. Just because the purses are older it doesn’t make them cheaper. We’re talking thousands a month…to RENT. I’d be scared of losing the thing. Yikes!